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“Addictions can be very, very bad but addiction itself is not bad.
It’s a case of what you’re addicted to.
You better live each day like it’s your last, ‘cos one day you’re going to be right”.
Ray Charles.
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Hey team, your favourite lad o' leisure here...
Rather than my usual long-winded account of my (mis)adventures, here is my bargain-basement wrap of my recent travels:
Distance travelled: 14,369 km (8930 miles)
Address: Apt. H-1, Timber Ridge Ghetto, 1280 N. Frontage Road W. Vail Colorado 81651
Location: Vail, CO
Altitude: 8200 ft. above sea level
Altitude effects: Dizziness and really cheap nights on the piss.
Beer: Shit. My local stocks Coopers Pale & Sparkling.
Powder days: 3
Accommodation: Ghetto
Uniform: Blue and sex
Size of ski area: Disneyland proportions
Scenery: Breathtaking
American arseholes sighted: 1000 (approx.)
Average tip: $100 a day
Average income of guests: $214,000
Flight delays: All of them
Weather: Sunny
Tan: Hideous
Smile: Cheesy and huge.
Housemates: Peruvian
Neighbours: Noisy shitheads
Beautiful women sighted: 1
Celebrities spotted: 3 (Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake & Tiger Woods) - like, wow. Not.
Average lunch: Shrimp, salmon, roast pork/beef, pasta salad and espresso coffee.
Life in general: Pretty fucken awesome .... Adam.
(PS. Why I go back!!).